Thank you for your dedication to the team. You will always be remembered for your hard work throughout the years. YouвЂ™ve worked your entire career for this very momentвЂ¦ enjoy retirement!ДЎ1. We hope your retirement is filled with love, laughter, and joy.ДЎ0. Enjoy being the boss of your retirement!Д©.

Welcome to your new found freedom in retirement!ДЁ. Thank you for your years at this company.Д¦. You are a true friend and an incredibly hard worker. ItвЂ™s sad to say goodbye, but great to see you are on your way to greener pastures.ДҐ. Just think, youвЂ™ll never have to sit in on another conference call. All the best wishes on your early retirement!ДЈ. HereвЂ™s to a well-deserved and happy retirement.Дў. The worldвЂ™s longest coffee break is often referred to as retirement.ДЎ. During your work life you pick up a lot of bad habitsвЂ¦ like working.ДЎ5. Just when the wife thinks they got rid of their kids for living in the house, the husband decides to retire.ДЎ4. I wish I could reveal my age, but I just canвЂ™t. Why do retirees smile all the time? Because they canвЂ™t hear a word you are saying!ДЎ2. Why donвЂ™t retirees mind being called seniors? Because the term comes with a 10% discount.ДЎ1. I give my grandkids a lot of sugar and then leave them with their parents to deal with them.ДЎ0. I love being a grandparent in retirement. How do you know itвЂ™s time to retire? ItвЂ™s when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it!Д©. They can just guess my age from that statement.ДЁ. I never reveal my age, but I do let people know IвЂ™m retired. When is a retireeвЂ™s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch.Д§. Now Fridays arenвЂ™t the best day of the week anymoreвЂ¦ they all are!Д¦. The best part about retirement is that you donвЂ™t have to worry about getting caught for doing nothing.ДҐ.

Think about retirement as being two six-month holidays per year.Д¤. Retirement is just a never-ending vacation.ДЈ. Retirement is like coming home one day and telling your wife, honey, IвЂ™m homeвЂ¦ for good!Дў.

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